A sudden ambush on the infamous, divinely skilled Mu Tianhou sends shockwaves through the Tang Dynasty martial arts world. In the chaos, two unlikely “upright” disciples cross paths: Zheng Dongting and Zu Beiqiu, a mismatched duo soon mocked as the “useless brothers.” Their goals are personal but dangerous—help Zu Beiqiu find the wife he hasn’t seen in ten years, and uncover the real killer behind their master’s murder. By sheer accident, a famed constable and a wealthy second-generation heir get pulled into their orbit, and the group sets off on a bizarre but high-stakes journey: delivering a divorce letter across thousands of miles.
Trouble finds them fast. In Yangzhou, they arrive at the Luo family estate only to stumble into a massacre—and are framed as the culprits. Overnight, they become hunted fugitives branded “the two evildoers of the Central Plains.” Worse, their skills are a cruel joke: Zheng Dongting has martial arts he can’t use, while Zu Beiqiu has martial arts he doesn’t know how to use. As misunderstandings spread, righteous sects and roaming heroes unite to take them down.
Surviving one ambush after another, the brothers dig deeper into the jianghu and realize the truth: the frame-up is only the surface of a much larger conspiracy—one designed to destroy them from the start. A fast-paced wuxia adventure packed with mystery, comedic chaos, and Tang Dynasty intrigue.
